WELCOME TO THE NEGATIVLAND FORKLIFTERS CLUB Good Hello Forklifters. In this announcement you will find–
1. NEWHEW SQUANTVIEW PLUG-IN VERSION 1.1 FOR WINDOWS
1. NOW AVAILABLE - NEWHEW SQUANTVIEW PLUG-IN VERSION 1.1 FOR WINDOWS Good Hello Color Consumers, The good folks at NewHew, inc. are tickled pink to announce the release of NewHew SquantView Plug-in Version 1.1 for Windows New in version 1.1: -Enhanced printing capabilities And for those of you too timid to ask for help, we have a new Visit us at negativland.com/squant won't you?
2. "THE AD AND THE EGO" IN NEW YORK CITY Negativland's Mark Hosler will be presenting a showing of the documentary film THE AD AND THE EGO, at Wetlands in New York City on November 6, 1998. Negativland did all the music and sound design for this thought provoking and comprehensive look at the cultural impact of advertising in North America. Wetlands Doors open at 7pm. Show at 7:30pm
3. ATTENTION SUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIANS! Does the idea of going to work make you sick??? It's the ultimate work prevention program as Negativland presents Dick's MAGICAL HOLLYWOOD DREAM is fast becoming a reality, and his newly appointed team of top-notch professionals want to put you in front of the camera in a blitz so glitzy that famed recording star John Oswald has proclaimed it "...the media event of the year!" Don't have a lick of talent? No problem! The only screen test Dick requires is the act you'll put on for your supervisor when you call in SICK! Yes, join Dick's "Blue Flu Campaign" and call your boss THIS WEEK! Tell the ol' slave driver you won't be there because "you don't feel well"...... and who could, knowing that they would miss out on preserving themselves in beautiful broadcast quality film and video for generations to come!!! We would prefer you call off on Tuesday, October 20, for our exciting "Seal Beach Bash," but if you would rather get out of the grind on Wednesday the 21st, or Thursday the 22nd, go right ahead!!! You will be expected to arrive in authentic (not overly retro) threads, from 1966 to 1970 depending on which day or days you call off. More information will be given to you upon your commitment. It's fun! It's easy! It's worth losing a day's wage over! You don't even have to ask us! You need only ask yourself the following: Would I like to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to frolic in the sunny sunshine with the beautiful, young, and scantily clad, or would I rather suffer the usual discomfort, humiliation and numerous other indignities that accompany the average work day? If the answer is obvious, please contact dick [at] negativland.com, and let him know that you are not really sick, but animated, active, and ready to rock the socks off of Orange County, and party down on your day off....with DICK!!! Write to - dick [at] negativland.com
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